I AM NOT EVIL!

EW! This STUPID COCKROACH,stalked me!!

First,it appeared at the window in my toilet.

Then after my *ahem* HERO bro came and saved me,this STUPID COCKROACH FLEW to the wall.

Then my HERO bro tried to kill it,with different stupid methods.

After some stupid and lame methods, this stupid cockroach fell on the floor,with one broken leg.

It then struggled itself (And ya,I FEEL BAD OKAY?!)

My HERO bro and me tried many stupid methods.
*Ridsect*
(Ahem,adv sometimes is just illusion you know)

*Newspaper*
(This was so freaking cruel that I scare that STUPID COCKROACH will be flat like a piece of paper if we really hit it with this roll of newspaper)

So end up it didn't work.
*Sunsilk hair lotion*
(Maybe,to let the STUPID COCKROCH to "smell" better after it dies)

Didn't work again.
*Nivea Lotion*
(I thought the STUPID COCKROACH wanted some lotion,maybe to smoothen it's skin,or,maybe,moisturize it's own skin ( PS : Cockroach got skin eh? Ah whatever it is la,the outer layer of the STUPID COCKROACH.)

It was struggling so hard again. (I know la,I AM CRUEL,but then this stupid cockroach stalked me first! TELL ME WHO IS MORE CRUEL? *say STUPID COCKROACH*)

*Massage*
(Maybe STUPID COCKROACH wanted some *ahem* special massage)

Ok la,stopped bully being so cruel.
After some time
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OFFICIALLY DEAD!

STUPID COCKROACH.
It smells nice! (Cos of the Sunsilk hair lotion)
It's "skin" is smooth one okay! (Cos of the Nivea lotion)
Don't believe?
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STILL DON'T BELIEVE?
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OK LA,ACTUALLY I ALSO DON'T KNOW LA. I DIDN'T SMELL AND TOUCH IT OKAY!
IS SO EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!

R.I.P. Stupid Cockroach.