"So-called-shock"

In library *tingtingtingtingting*

Some random people : "Eh Inti got bomb ah!"

Some lecture : " I think there's a bomb track there. Police and bomba is there too so don't worry."

Me : Woah don't worry man. He just asked me not to worry man. BOMB ah. The bomb which can BBOOMMM ah!

Chao : " What we gonna have dinner? "

Me : " Eh ya hor, hungry dy leh."

Then we went to pizza. Haha. So cold blooded.

After some time. NOTHING.

What a "so-called-shock"